uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

…is your butt so dry?

cryingfor-help:

goodenoughforjazz:

crippled-sanity:

me when food is ready

u can change which way he is running with ur mind

oh my god

pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

thattallsummonerguy:

altair-al-astorah:

hedgehog-o-brien:

suddenlyoranges:

l20music:

hiphopfightsback:

This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.

SAND FLOOR ROOM 

So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.

The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.

Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.

What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory. 

FUUUUUCK!!!

please no

I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating

holy shit that’s horrific

I think the only point in time in life where these would be life saving…..

neptuneisforlovers:

mayor-sadie:

fajeetas:

buggy-love:

midnattenswidunder:

theinturnet:

These cats have no fucking idea what is happening.

Oh my god.

Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all.

this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious

i am in class softly laughing into my sleeve

3rd gif is killing me 

ilovecharts:

I have posted this literally every time it has been submitted to us*. It’s (probably) the only chart I’ve knowingly reposted in the entire four-year run of this blog. It is the best chart ever.

*Please don’t abuse this knowledge and make me have to reject such a beautiful chart.

coolguyhat:

How I feel at my job

sicckgirl:

fuckaspunk:

nightprowler13:

So rad to know all this now

EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION AND USE IT AGAINST THESE MILITARIZED GANGS.

Fuck yeah,
READ THIS

gracefulhotmess:

r33f3rmadness:

honestly found this cool as fuck.

I love how they have drugs, alcohol, and then Starbucks